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# 1. Something in this place is making me sneeze, Loki says resentfully, sniffling. Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. He stopped sneezing. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Itll make them worse.. There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). We tried everything to make it to stop. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. Dr. This calls for a celebration. "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Medicine to stop him sneezing. He does not need anything else to happen. Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. "No, no! A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? The car, that would drive him to his early grave. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. On Your Six Chapter 1: Steve: Sick, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction 2012 It started with a sneeze "Did you just sneeze? Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. The kids probably right. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. I want all of you to appreciate how cute this artwork is, it's so simple but so adorable, Peter is the usual and because I'm nice, It's Stony time bb. Reading/writing sickfics is my guilty pleasure and I couldn't help myself (more info in notes). Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. as well as Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. However, Percy's patron saves him by sending him to another universe. Loki sniffs disgustingly again, opens his mouth to reply and sneezes instead before wiping his nose and rubbing red irritated eyes with the back of his hand. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Ill be there as soon as I can, kid. Hell be fine, Thor. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. No one else. And his twitter. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Hawkeye was able to hand Steve his first loss in the super eyesight category, so now its up to Peter to block Steve from pulling off the three-peat victory. Im bored Banner. Its from Nat. You'd never hurt--". Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. "You don't know. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. Clint and I dont know what to do. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. as well as Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Yea just dont feel like talking Peter muttered, and Happy hummed. Sorry if this is a little cold.. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Im procrastinating too. Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. He cups his hands tighter around his nose and mouth, and forcefully sneezes into them. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Era un 10 de agosto y en un hospital del New York nacieron dos nios de dos madres distintas con dos padres distintos, una enfermera los recibio y entrego a los respectivos padres, o no lo hizo? You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. It's between Peter and Captain America. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. Bruce puts the watering can back down. The world was most certainly not in his books. Stay back! Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. They could not believe that they were stalking a teenager! This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover 96 guests Peter gets sick during Christmas and tries to hide it from everyone but fails spectacularly, only for his IronFam to come to his rescue. um, its itsugh, I dont know. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). Natasha is sitting next to Steve, flanked on his right side and Clint sitting on his left. He sniffs and Clint grimaces. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Thats not fair. . Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. just how much I missed Highest rank #298 in Fanfiction Its summertime, Banner. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Clint and I dont know what to do. I think we broke Steve. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. Bruce is right where Peter left him. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. Until he woke up one day screaming. Peter also has some awesome people who care about him. Come help. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Thanks., Steve continues. Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. Were out of ideas. That is incorrect. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Cheese. Your dedication to the craft is inspiring, Doc., Peter leans his head against the wall. Peter reaches out his fist and Clint gives it a friendly pound before the doctors apprentice goes back to Bruces office. Its from Nat. Clint and Peter use sign language in a later story as well. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. I think hell be fine. Sniffing like that is revolting. I just need to use the bathroom., Bruce doesnt look up from reading his clipboard. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Everybody out. Are you saying you have hayfever?. Hawkeyes right. No, you can keep it. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Were out of ideas. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil left kudos on this work. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. 1.2K Stories. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Onion. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. You good? Happy asked, frowning, and Peter gave a small hum. Peter relies on his enhanced sense of smell and confidently says, Lemon. He rattles off the next ones with barely any hesitation between them. Location, my room.". Please consider turning it on! And his snapchat stories. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. I feel just awful about what happened.. Lavender. I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. And the winner is Steve Rogers. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. He tries again. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. When Tony Stark had first added the role of picking Peter Parker up from Midtown Highschool of Science and Technology to his list of duties, Happy had grumbled. Peter clears his throat. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. No mfine. Is it Skittles?. Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. anger Get out of my head!". "What What are you talkin about, Pete? Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Peter nods and looks at Steve and its just like Clint described. Laundry detergent He takes a break to turn his head and sneeze into his fist. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? The rules are easy. You got it Mr. tark.. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. I did. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Does anything hurt, Cap?. Come help. He sniffles and rubs his itchy eyes again. Sicktember day 9. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. Peter nods. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. And Im real sorry about your ears. I'm not sure I told you Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. Ease up Nat. Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. 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